National Finger Blasting Day

April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day

This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.

Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?

Person 2: No that’s gross!

Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.

Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.