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do what you gotta do

1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.

2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.

3. To take care of important business.

1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.

2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.

3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.

by Stop the pendulum March 13, 2006

57πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


ooh la la so soon

1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular).

2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.

3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball

1. The Frenchman has a rep for ooh la la so soon!

2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!

3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!

by Stop the pendulum January 9, 2006

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.

I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.

by Stop the pendulum March 6, 2006

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


canine racist

A person, entity, or government who hates certain breeds of dogs to the point that they advocate breed specific legislation to outlaw dogs with an undeserved reputation for aggressiveness.

I'll fight tooth and nail against banning pit bulls. Pit bulls are very protective of their owners and a well-trained one will not attack for no reason.
Just because canine racists claim that criminals like pit bulls, doesn't mean it should be a crime for an innocent person to own one. I say we should put the criminals behind bars, not the pit bulls.

by Stop the pendulum May 28, 2006

16πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Election year moderate

A politician, usually an ultraconservative, fascist Republican, but occasionally an ultraliberal, who pretends to take moderate positions on important political issues during an election year. Once elected, this politician will suddenly forget his or her campaign promises and govern from the fringes.

Election year moderates from the far right: Rick Santorum (latin for Asshole); George W. Bush; from the far left: George McGovern (1972)

by Stop the pendulum August 10, 2006

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


self-hater

An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.

What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.

I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.

by Stop the pendulum August 9, 2005

49πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


TWA

Trouble With Authority. Said of a chronically rebellious person.

This kid is said to have ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder. That's just a fancy-schmancy way of saying the brat has TWA!

by Stop the pendulum November 22, 2006

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž