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An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.
I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.
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The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.
Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!
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An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.
Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
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A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.
I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.
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A sense of right and wrong, something neocons right-wing republicans, and other garden variety sociopaths do not have.
You have to check your conscience at the door to work for the White House nowadays, simply because the Bush administration doesn't have one.
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1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.
2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.
3. To take care of important business.
1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.
2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.
3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.
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The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.
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