gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

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deosil

Also spelled "deasil." Used by Wiccans/Pagans to describe a clockwise motion.

I cast the circle deosil to keep the negativity out.

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Hillary Clinton

Hopefully the next president, because ANYTHING is better than a republican.

I'd vote for Hillary Clinton. In fact, if it meant getting these asshole Republicans out of power, I'd vote for a hard-boiled egg with a face drawn on it.

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