Furkle

Deep rooted investigation.

Looking for something in a small area. Similar to rummaging but with subsequently less mess.

My gaenae had a good furkle around down there last time I visited.

TORYETTES

The overwhelming urge to shout expletives wherever a Tory speaks.

My toryettes kicked in on the last pm's question time, I shouted fuck off and die you bumbling cockwomble at the TV.