Shit

1. The universally recognized "S word"

2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion

3. N. a really stupid person

4. V. To defecate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion

6. Int. Expresses disgust

7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy

8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

1. Your name is shit in this town.
2. What in the shit?

3. You stupid shit!

4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!

5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane.

6. Aw, SHIT!!

7. Holy shit! You guys rock!

8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit!

9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless!
10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you!

Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes:

"Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!"
Roommate looks out and says:
"What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"

Shit shitty shitload shitload shitshow shitted shitfaced

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