Contentious

A word your stupid friend uses from his word of the day calander to appear smarter than he actually is.

Contentious; A word used in the board game cranium <spell it backwards. One try>

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Take a seat

Phrase used before kickING your friends chair out from under them.

Welcome back to the poker game pal, take a seat

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Muscrat

Code word for turn down the God damn music or I'll cut you. Not to be confused with SAFE word.

Me: Please turn down the music. It's 2 A.M. and it's Wednesday.
Cuck: 🍺 "i cant hear you"
Me: Remember last week, when I asked you to turn it down and you said" MUSCRAT", you yell it and I'll turn it down.
DO NOT TRY THIS. IT DOES NOT WORK.

Coot

A black skinned person. Refer to boon, spook, butter head, negro.

There's a stall at the beginning of the grocery line, must be a coot.

Titsun

A Sicilian slang term Demeaning black people.

You try and sell dope in our neighborhood again and your ass is gonna get fucked just like your titsun.

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Slag hammer

A tool used on dumb sluts.

Tommy's mom is overprotective to keep the sloots away she ordered a slag hammer on Amazon.