Soiled

Similar to "pissed", it's a slang term for getting very drunk. Most commonly used in West, Central Scotland. Other similar terms include sozzled, steamin', and sloshed.

"Aidan was heavily soiled last night, so he really struggled to complete the 21km run today"

Fagging off

A slang term for smoking, most commonly used in West central belt area of Scotland, especially Glasgow.

John and Tim were quietly fagging off in the alleyway during their tea break.

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Made in Chelsea

A load of complete and utter shite, dressed up as a 'reality' television show. It focuses on the lives of posh twats who are constantly getting off with one another. This is the main theme of the show, nothing else actually happens and most of the actors are orange in colour.

Harry Andrew-Charlieson: "Did you watch Made in Chelsea last night?"
Dave: "nah mate, I've got better things to do than watch posh, vacuous twats, getting off and cheating with one another".