tiggered

verb. To be enthusiastically knocked over and bounced upon in the manner of Tigger bouncing on Rabbit. Always aggressive. Usually unwelcome. Often , but not always, sexual.

I thought we were having a great conversation and were going to be great friends, when he suddenly tiggered me onto my couch.

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Ghosting

Disappearing from the life of a person you were dating without a parting word in person, by text, phone, or email. Usually a sign that you are not mature enough to be dating.

Friend 1: How did your 3rd date with that Joe guy go? I know you were super pumped about it and that you'd been talking to him all week.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.

exit interview

going for an sti test after a break up but before a new relationship.

Friend 1: So how was the exit interview?
Friend 2: S'all good. I was just reacting to my new laundry detergent. Can't wait for my date with Jack this weekend.

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