Prunedale

a fairly normal, if not a bit trashy, town in which all the ignorant residents try to pretend they are "hicks" or "rednecks" and are from "Prunetucky", and wear confederate flags (without knowing what they stand for) and pretend they are knowledgeable about farmin' life simply because someone on their street managed to cram a horse pen into their 1-acre lot.

In reality, these people are iPhone-toting, gangster/scene-dressing, generally trashy kids who have nothing much to do but smoke pot and masturbate.

The ones who masturbate the most (and most violently) hang out at Prunetree for no reason at all, 'cept to douche out and pretend they're not normal teenagers.

The only decent people chill in the NC Drama Room.

"Lololol. I'm such a fuckin' hick. I'm hella redneck. my iPhone's got a hella bad rebel flag sticker on the back that I totally fuckin' jacked from L.A. Hearne's."

"No way, bro. Like dude, Prunetucky man, it's the shit *fist bump*"

(A normal conversation between baked pseudocowboys in Prunedale)

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