trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Fud

If an elderly woman’s taint sags low enough to be pinched between her buttocks and the chair she is sitting on, she has what’s known to the scientific community as a fud

Grandma: Aw shit I sat on my fud!

StrawHatRain

A medical condition where in pubic hair of of the male genitalia grows longer than the extent of the penis, making urine appeared to fall from the crotch as a sprinkling rain, as if one was to pour liquid through a straw hat

My strawhatrain drips down my leg at the urinal so I have to sit on the toilet when I piss

pepto launcher

A penis having the ability to ejaculate seminal fluid at such an immense speed, amount and hydraulic pressure as to literally tear the inner walls of the urethra to shreds, allowing the semen to mix with the blood of the erected shaft, giving the cum a similar look and viscosity to the diarrhea medication, Pepto Bismol

Lindsay: you let Damien cum in you??

Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??