Crazy Diamond

A legendary figure, typically British, who contributed greatly to culture, science, or the advancement of man in any way.
Even despite some considerable and inherent flaw that held them back in life.

Guy 1: "Syd Barrett was the original Crazy Diamond"
Guy 2: "Yeah? Stephen Hawking was a Crazy Diamond too"
Guy 1: "Shine on you Crazy Diamonds"

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Piss

Australian slang for alcohol, especially dirt-cheap mass-produced low-quality beer, rampantly consumed by bogans.

Patron: Oi m8 can I get some Western Australian piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?

Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?

Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss

Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB

Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt

Barman: No worries m8