potted

slang for getting very drunk; see also wasted, smashed, blitzed, and blotto

I went on a pub crawl last night and got completely potted.

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sneaky whiteboy

When a girl thinks a guy has a small dick, only to be shocked at how much larger it gets when aroused.

I didn't think he was packing much until he pulled a sneaky whiteboy on me and I had to choke down 8 inches!

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