Blunden

A species of worm often found in East Lincolnshire, particularly in Grimsby. Can grow to sizes of 5 ft "2" in adult form. First spotted in East London in the summer of 2022. Has a tendency to burrow itself into the inner meshing of a motor vehicle, particularly Fiat 500's, and can be very difficult to remove.

"Yo bro I thought we were supposed to be working out today? I'm doing lunges, what are you doing?"
"Sorry G, I think I got something in my shoe, there's something furry in between my toes"
*Takes off shoe*
"EWWWW! Bro that's a Blunden, get away from me!"