The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.
Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."
"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."
"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
Vegetarian 'Chicken' Nuggets
Australian Slang, possibly derived from Chicken Nuggets.
Not to be confused with Chimpkin Nugrats, which are 40% chimp meat.
"The Chimkin Nugrats are almost fully cooked."
"Wait did you say CHIMPkin or CHIMkin? You know i'm allergic to primate meat!"