Carbonara

A carbonara is when three gay guys Jiz in each others ear and there anus, then they each shove carbonara in each others ear and anus

Jake- Hey bro remember how we carbonared
Kalani- yeah bro I've still got carbonara in my ear
Jack- yeah it's all up my anus still

Jake - wanna have another carbonara tonight
Jack and Kalani - fuck yeah big boi

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Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend

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