Faggot Ass

a dude that shines his pennies to wear in
the fronts of his Penny loafers.

Look at that Faggot Ass prancing down the
street in his penny loafers.

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Dildo Mania

The term used for a blue light half price specials and clearance items at the adult novelty store.

Ethel broke the speed limit trying to
be on time for Dildo Mania at Crazy Earls adult store.

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vigilante vagina

1. A female young or old who will give total and complete
sexual favors of any nature for ones own personal gain.

2. A young girl who loses her virginity to a guy in a long
relationship, breaks up, and starts screwing eveybody on
the weekends

That bitch Stacy is a real vigilante vagina.
The boss gave her the promotion over Lauren.
Everyone that works here knows Lauren does a better job
and is way more qualified.

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cleveland shag nasty

described as a dirty ole' whore or homo who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their asses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person.

bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty shit stains all over george's ass and realized that he had been giving everyone in town a cleveland shag nasty! (they are now divorced)

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Quif Qwaf

The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style
sex.

Man, last night my girl ripped a double
Quif Qwaf when I made her change positons.
"What a mood killer"

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cleveland kotex

the act of shitting a large turd and shoving it up the vagina. This method can be used for pleasure or to prevent menstrual leakage.

after a hard hour of doggie style sex ethel asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the leaky cunt.

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Percy Pringle

The innovative way of sticking your unwipped dirty ass on someones face while they are passed out drunk leaving fresh skid marks on their nose and lips.

Chester took full advantage of Ernie's drunk ass by giving him a nice greasy percy pringle to wake up to.

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