beetroot heed

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.

'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'