Against The Kitchen Floor Moment

A moment that is a reference to the song by famous musical artist Will Wood. The song Against The Kitchen Floor could be seen as about how it's difficult to correctly know and feel your emotions, and trying to not let it impact others. What sets this song apart is it's upbeat nature and strange vibes. To sum it all up, an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment is 'when you're really sad but are groovy abt it.'

(Laughing along to intense emotions as if it's a joke)

"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"

Peachromantic

Romantic attraction to everyone except bisexuals.
Heteroflexibles and homoflexibles are the exception to this rule.
Even though it is directly opposed to bisexuals, it is under the pansexual umbrella, which is under the bisexual umbrella.

"Hey guys, I'm peachromantic!"

"I'm pretty sure that's not a thing."

"Yes it is!! It means you like a little of everything excluding bisexuals."

"????"