Looney Conspiracy Theorists

They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.

Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.

If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.

Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:

-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government

-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.

And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.

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Shineh

Pronounced Shee-neh.

It's Japanese for 'die' or 'go to hell'.

Guy 1: Sorry man, I ate all the pizza... :(

Guy 2: Shineh!

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ICP

A horrorcore rap group consisting of 2 fat homosexuals who enjoy putting make up on each others faces.

You're not gonna convince anyone that you're a hard ass by smothering your face with paint.

Stupid ICP.

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Snuff

1. To get beat up or punched in the face.

2. A type of movies that portrays real people actually getting murdered, tortured and raped.

1. Jay snuffed that wannabe thug in the face.

2. I've heard that snuff films are actually a myth.

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Vegan

Annoying skinny fucks who refuse to eat meat or any other other animal by product.

That vegan looks like he's starving.

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Hipster

The spoiled, sheltered youth that prance around with their fancy scarves pretending to be bohemians and such. The modern equivalent of the "college rock alternative kids" of the 90's.

Hipsters don't stand for a damned thing, just their own fashion and image. All of the music is just a bunch of bullshit about their high school level emotions or some dumb bitch that made them go "waaa waaa". There is so much bullsh*t in this society in the past and today and none of them will just grow balls and stand up to challenge anything. They would rather just walk around smugly thinking that their B.A. makes them great thinkers and artists while they withdraw from the world that actually needs change. Until they actually do something to help our culture and stop sitting around like a bunch of damned pussies whining and playing shit music, they are just in the way to be honest.

Hippies at least had the balls to stand up for something. Now the kids are too busy with their Iphones and Facebook. What a bunch of silly, immature bullshit!!!

-This definition was not made by me, but by a user on Yahoo Answers named Ol' Flappyjack McGee. I definitely agree with his definition of hipster.

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Whack

1. Verb; To smack or punch someone.

2. Noun; Meaning lame or illegitimate.

3. To assassinate someone.

1. The boy whacked his friend in the face after his friend insulted his mother.

2. That concert we went to yesterday was so whack.

3. The mafia was going to whack him unless he paid his debts to them.