cape cod

Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.

Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)

Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.

Masshole 1:Can i come with?

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