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When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smuckerâs strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!
Todd: Man ... Trishaâs on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of menâs briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldnât get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!