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formerly known as a driver, the occupant of the front left seat in a Tesla, whose sole job is to pour drinks and bartend the self driving car
I called an Uber last night and the cartender poured me a swell Margarita.
Too Ugly To Fuck. Derivative of TDTF, major difference is that this time the blame isn't on you.
Tom met this wombat looking horny girl last night at the party. She hit him over the head with a big stick when he wasn't looking. Bad news, she was TUTF. Perhaps she should try slipping a viagra in his drink first next time.
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A cog in the machine that eats the news and spits out mindless garbage designed to hide the actual news.
The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
the accidental shooting of your load into someone's face
DUDE #1: "Sally was getting me going orally, but I got overly stimulated and pornocheyneyed her before we actually did the deed."
DUDE #2: "So you are still a virgin?"
DUDE #1: "Yep."
DUDE #2: "You cockmo."
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Dream dating is when you change your facebook relationship status in order to reflect a fictitious relationship with a famous person.
Facebook Status comment: "Yo Sergio! Congrats on your new relationship with Jasmin Huda! Dream dating news anchors is for champs! Best of luck man!"
In excruciating detail, an expression of the purity of the hatred of the iPhone keyboard.
Donmt do that, you are hurting my eyes with these typos. - These are not typos, they are intentionally left this way, as a reminder that once there was a thing called a Blackberry Keyboard with actual buttons instead of a dumb touchscreen, & this shit didnmt happen.
the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.
As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!