twisted sister

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.

Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!

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Cambodian mudslide

A woman of Asian descent defecating on her partner's chest while suffering from diarrhea, as to recreate the visual effect of a mudslide, performed as an act of sexual satisfaction.

It was just another trip to Poundtown until Jen Seng warmed up my day with a Cambodian mudslide.

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butt bonging

The act of having marijuana smoke blown into one's anal cavity, preferably by a good looking member of the opposite sex, to achieve a potent buzz.

Guy 1: That chick is fine but she is a real shit breather.

Guy 2: That's because she likes butt bonging, she had her tongue in my ass last week!

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Right?

The word that allows you to differentiate American morons from Canadian morons, Eh.

Person1: I think the Sinbad is the best comedian who ever lived

Person2: Right?!!

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