Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

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Arm Pilot

Using a marker and your arm to keep schedules, appointments, phone numbers, shopping lists, and other notes.

Like a Palm Pilot, but the ink won't wear off as quick.

do you have a sharpie? I need to take this number down on my arm pilot.

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shamin

1. fraudulent spiritual leader.
2. religious charlatan.

every one tells me her words are good for your soul, but i know her to be a shamin, and that she just wants your money.

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