pank

The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.

Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.

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