cup o joe

n. A cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bloody chino. Geddit?

Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee
Waiter: What sort of coffee, sir?
Customer: Eh?
Waiter: I mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
Customer: No dude, just a plain old cup o joe

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