granite surfing

The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.

Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.

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Pussyphobia

When a male has the opportunity to run bases with an attractive girl but doesn't want to, either because he's too nervous, or he's a homosexual.

Person 1: Tyler dated Danielle for like, 5 months. Did they do anything?
Person 2: They didn't actually, I think he had a bad case of pussyphobia.

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