Tu-Sty Disease

The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.

Cause: unknown

Cure: a swift kick to the face

Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.

Bro2: Bro, why?

Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.

Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.

*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*