Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.

Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now

Kaleb Morris

The epidemy of cross country running. Some say he is the nephew of Jesus. Also has the best hair in the god damn galaxy.

Man: He has great hair.
Girl: He's such a Kaleb Morris