Pubservation

Pub-zur-vey-shuhn

an act or instance of noticing or perceiving while conversing at a pub.

an act or instance of regarding attentively or watching certain occurrences that only happen at a pub.

Nick: Is it just me or do you see that nasty looking whore mongering around these skangers to get free drinks?

Johnny: You're right, hell! I just bought that cunt a drink earlier. Nick, me boy, that's a great pubservation.

Bloody Cheery

n. (Prison Slang) The result of a new prison inmate getting butt-fucked so hard by multiple other inmates that the unfortunate inmate's butthole plumes, fissures, and pulsates to the state of looking like a cherry sweating and constantly bleeding out like a slow-waking volcano.

Two prison inmates meeting in the yard:

Quantrell: Yo, Rayshawn, why you all stiff rubbing yo neck n shit?

Rayshawn: Damn, Quanz, you see that new faggy-looking crackhead kid here? You know with all that crackhead-looking shit on he face and that homo hair-doo?

Quantrell: Oh, you talking 'bout Artesian Kevvy?

Rayshawn: Yup, dat bitch. Well, I just saw Big Bruce done Bloody Cheery that white boy! I'm talking HARD Bloody Cheery. When Bruce done and I saw dat kid asshoe, I didn't know if I was looking at wrecked asshoe or Clifford the Big Red Dog gnawing on Elmo while choking on twenty Twizzlers. That Bloody Cheery nasty, yo.

Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!