Tomek

Soccer boy who has an abnormally bizzare foot fetish. He likes to take long walks around campus in the dark but if spotted do not approach as he will bark uncontrollably. Can cook some mean omelettes and will buy you food . Also known to have a love/hate relationship with vodka, often ends up unresponsive for a hot while.

Guy 1: no fucking way I lost to him on fifa

Guy 2: ah you pulled a tomek on it man

Also can be used as a verb meaning to be so drunk one looses contact with reality

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