Wolverined

After having awesome sex with your lady while on her period, you finish and while covered in her menstrual blood you jump in the shower and wash it away imagining as if your Wolverine healing from some awful wound/s from battle.

Me: Man i had awesome sex with my lady last night while she was at her heaviest on her period!

Paul: Hmmm... Sounds messy...

Me: Yeah its ok cause i just wolverined afterwards!

Paul: Thats AWESOME!

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