garbanzo

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

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William Henry Harrison

Some president who did nothing but die once he became president. Easily the most useless guy in United States history.

History Teacher: "Yeah, so all you need to know about William Henry Harrison is that he died because he spent too much time outside."

Student: "What a dumbass president."

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Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."