Hotburn

{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching

That hotburn made me gag.

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Fragita

{frah-gee-tah} noun, 1. An overly needy, insecure person; typcially a female

My girl is such a fragita, she freaks out if I simply look at another woman.

No matter what I do for her/him, it seems that my fragita can never get enough attention from me.

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Jake-Brake

{jayk-brayk} noun, 1. A person that interferes and/or prevents a hit or pick-up 2. A cock-blocker (us. female)

No I didn't get her number - the frickin' jake-brake pulled her out to the dance floor just when I started talking to her.

Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.

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Shaggnatts

{shag-nats} noun, 1. a very hairy scrotum

He has shaggnatts.

Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble

We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.

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Voconstable

{voh-kahn-stah-bull} noun, 1. A person that corrects the mis-pronounciation, mis-spelling and/or mis-application of a word in speech, print or signing

The voconstable corrected me by pointing out that it's prodigious, not prodiginous.

The voconstable quickly denounced our use of the word "Spanglish"... it's just plain wrong!

Bookerd

{book-rd} adjective, 1. the condition of being highly intoxicated 2. fubared

That guy is bookerd.

She planned on getting bookerd. Now she's paying for it with a hangover from hell.