dude pole

A penis.

1. If you take some Viagra, your dude pole will be ready

for lovin' for like 4 hours.

2. Seriously Sasha, I took one look at his dude pole & burst out laughing it was so tiny!

roadkill email

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.