Real-Life Cameo

The annoying friend who calls or stops by (unannounced) and is off the phone or out the door in less than two minutes. Has a tendency to do this often and for no purpose.

-'What was that? I thought I heard the phone ring??'

-'You did, it was Greggo pulling the 'real-life cameo' again.'

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The Blume Effect

The effect of treating a girl or woman with indifference, disdain and insults in an attempt to make her desire you even more. Works every time.

Wes: Did you see Matt snub that supermodel? Now she's all up on his junk!
Travis: It's 'The Blume Effect'. How does it work every time?

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