Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.

"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."

jurgatory

The unfortunate position of being on a panel of jurors for an extended period of time, with no foreseeable end in sight. Court limbo.

"Sorry I couldn't make it to your show yesterday; I've been stuck in jurgatory for the past two weeks."

"I've been in jurgatory for so long, I'm now friends with everyone at the Quiznos across the street from the courthouse."

peetential

Word to describe the likelihood of a specific location having a restroom or reasonable place to urinate in.

"Pull over; this place looks like it has peetential."

"OMG the line for the bathroom in this place sucks, but I think the alley out back has peetential."