Goodnight nurse

When you come to have a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke explained to you and instead you have idiots talking about whether or not a band is fictional

Did you watch Curb last night? No I was busy web-surfing a nonsense band called Goodnight Nurse

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Submarine Hunter

Someone who is looking for a deep-sea excavations in soggy, unknown pastures. Bit of a player

My mate was having a scarring submarine hunter excavation last night and didn't return the same way

Torying

Torying, as in to to be the utter embodiment of a Tory.

Reporter: “Oh hi Mr Jeremy Hunt, what are you up to today.”

JH: “Oh you know, just your typical day of Torying, slashing slashing important public services and whatnot.”

Dutch Windmill

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall

Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.

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Circle of Buggery

It like a circle, it never end

Me and my bros are sadistic fucks, going to Bestival and having the gnarliest circle of buggery