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Double Hit and Run

When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.

Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!

by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020


Doggio

(n.) The British version of doggo.

Guy 1: ‘Allo, doggio! Can I get you anything?

Doggio: Oi yes plz I will hav sum tea thx m8

by Suboptimal_Crumb October 12, 2019


Otorhinolaryngological

A medical specialization that deals with the surgical and medical management of conditions in the head and neck.

Guy 1: Hey Larry, can you come to our baby shower tonight?

Guy 2: Sorry, Dave, I have an otorhinolaryngological appointment today.

by Suboptimal_Crumb January 12, 2020