Sub-Off

Term used to describe a man (typically overweight) who finds pleasure when masturbating with a delicious subway submarine sandwich around their shaft.

Mike couldn’t wait to get home from work and Sub-Off to pictures of Jared.

In Mike’s fantasy, he imagines Jared subbing him off with meatball marinara on wheat, lettuce, tomato, and Swiss cheese; all while he eventually produces the mayonnaise.

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