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When your little man is wanting to wake up before nightfall, so you have to hide him by doing obvious actions and you get called out by your mates.
Mate: Jim you fucking crossing your legs, you Concealing Glory?
When you are out on town with lads and you get into the dodgy part where the more liberal hoes are and you don't wanna walk past
Lad " im not going any further up here"
lad 2 " why not"
Lad " All the skanks up on wombat corner"
When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters
Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"
When you are feeling frisky at the local spoons, so you and the misses go upstairs to the ladies room and have a good one,
Or you are lonely and book a restaurant session for one in the men's.
Lad: How was the meal last night mate?
Lad 2: So so but i got a restaurant session out of it.
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