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Angela

It's like their ego was so wrapped up in their deep-seated beliefs, they couldn't handle evidence from the opposing stance. Their identity was tied so tight to their beliefs that protecting those beliefs, even if they were false, was more important than learning what was true.

Angela, I know you know those things aren’t true and now you’re going to have to live with what you’ve done for what’s left of your life. What are you going to do once you’ve pushed everyone away and there is nobody else left…

by Succulent-Yes February 18, 2024


Angela

One that is a Total Bitch

Red haired- 2 faced - lying bitch
She will try to ruin your life

Claims to have your back though in fact Is only searching for a place to plunger a rusted jagged dagger.

Says they want nothing more than to be forever by your side & part of your life. Them completely ghosts you the very moment she sensed that you needed her most. Does not give a fuck about anyone or anything other than herself. If she’s happy then she’s happy. She. Does. Not. Give. A. Fuck. About. You.

Just digging my heart out the trash Angela came over last night

by Succulent-Yes December 30, 2023


Angela

Borderline personality, narcissistic, sociopathic, psychotic, disassociating, histrionic, self centered, delusional, depressed, disgusting, unhealthy, unhinged, unhelpful, uncaring, insecure, judgmental, self righteous, uncaring, unapologetic, ungrateful, manipulative, arrogant, foolish, disrespectful, regrettable, deceitful, toxic, hateful, unintelligent, unreasonable, unreliable friend you could ever have the misfortune of thinking was actually your friend. They look like a person though so proceed with caution and at your own risk. This is not a complete list of traits

Mr. President we’re screwed no one in the planet could be evil enough for this job

We know someone “senator get Angela down here”
Oh god not..
Don’t question me son, you heard the debriefing

She’s not your friend, she never was

by Succulent-Yes January 13, 2024


Angela

Liar

Can tell Angela is lying because her lips will be moving

by Succulent-Yes December 30, 2023


Build-a-bitch

Like build a bear but for bitches

Guy: Already done told you! It’s a build-a-bitch workshop! Build a better bitch!

Smalls: thought it was a hoedown?

Guy: Who the fuvk invited this guy?

by Succulent-Yes June 24, 2024


Cody

When you’re unpredictable and your friends can’t take you anywhere without having to worry about what’s going to set you off this time or what you might say to someone. My buddy cody and I used to bar hop all over this town. Yeh, almost got us banned for life from everywhere we went.

Hey wanna check out that new place they just opened up this weekend?

Yeh sure, but what about cody?
What. About. Cody.
Oh idk he might get us banned from that place, well let’s do it anyway cause he’s our friend and it’ll be fun..

by Succulent-Yes January 21, 2024


Cody

When you pretend to be someone’s friend for 20+ years. Only to reveal at one of the most critical transitional points in your life while attempting to figure out how to move forward and are offered the opportunity to work together to build something that hasn’t been done before they decide to kick them while their down, steal your girlfriend and ghost you knowing they were the only two friends left after a long truth and twisted road of unfortunate circumstances, long lasting consequences, life long saga of strange, unexpected, hilarious, heartbreaking, frightening, riveting, extraordinary, unforgettable & terrifying moments, events, scenarios, what have you’s, by dammits, good gawd man’s and tutt tutt yeh rights the likes of which had never be seen and they called themselves tenacious d. For no particular reason.

Don’t bother coming to my funeral cody, no you know what actually, you be there and make sure it’s a folgers can. Then idk. Plant it or done sht.. jerk

by Succulent-Yes January 21, 2024