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People are the thing that keeps this earth running but will probably the earth blows up. Thanks to drunks, sex addicts and dumbass are world is going to shit.
People are so stupid, it surprising how we are all still alive.
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School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.
It's sucks that you have to be in school until your 18.
Iâm not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, Iâm talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesnât have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim itâs medical even if itâs not.
Weed is so much better then the dick i suck after.
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A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.
I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.
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A cock is something that men and women will both take up the ass. Cocks can go into pretty much any hole it can fit into. Itâs also a word to describe someone such as an ex boyfriend.
She only sucks cock if itâs so big her vagina canât handle it.
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Cards against Humanity is an adult game that is offend played by underage kids who had lots of drinks that night. This game is mostly played at parties and after playing this, you will never want to play truth or dare again. The game is very simple, it's an adult version of apples to apples, it will make you laugh your ass.
Hey, I'm coming to the party tonight and i'm bring Cards against humanity with me.
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Rachael is a girl that is very kind and sweet when you first meet her but then you find out her true colors. She rides dick like people ride roller coasters and sucks anything she can get her mouth on. She doesn't like to be in a relationship unless it's a one night stand or friends with benefits. She enjoys playing games like spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven. When she gets invited to a party she doesn't leave until she has slept with at least two or three people.
Rachael is best person in bed.
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