Mubi

The sexiest man you've ever seen, second only to Erik Lamer. Has a massive cock and is the only man I've blown besides Erik lamer.

Woman: "you see that loser over there? Haha what a loser."
Man: "nah man, that's Mubi. He's the second best man ever, second only to Erik lamer. Don't diss that man"
Man then proceeds to curb stomp woman.

March 18th

National compliment Sebastian day.
Also national fuck a Sebastian day.

Guy: "what day is it?"
Guy 2: "oh, it's March 18th! We'd better go fuck Sebastian!"