dictionary

A book for teachers: when they need to know how to spell a word, the kids just use the urban dictionary

Teacher:grab your dictionary’s

Kids: ( grabs there phones)

Sucking

When you suck on a girls tits or on a mans dick both give us pleasure

Ohhh honey suck a little harder I can still feel my penis ooh yeah “ honey this is awesome it was almost in my throat that’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen” I am going to be sucking even harder!

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Stick

Usually found in the woods or up someone’s ass

“Wait hold on,is that a stick up your ass” “oh is that a piece of shit! Oh it is just a stick”

Scrotum

The sac that holds the testes the epidiymus and starts creating sperm.

I dickens Elise so hard she had an orgasm and she was touching my scrotum the hole time.