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It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
Another word for Xanax
"Yoo I heard you're selling litty bars I'll take 10"
"Bro's off the litty bar."
An insult for IRL streamers like Dickhead Doherty and Dodge Neon who do nothing but annoy everyone around them, and who's presence is equally insufferable to that of a skid mark in a toilet bowl
Ugh. I saw one of those shit stains recording people on the subway. I don't know what his problem is bothering people like that.
Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.
Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.
🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"
Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."
Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.
"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"
"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."
A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.
"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"
Group of boys common in most classroom settings, usually consisting of 3, but can be more. They take up residence in the rear of a classroom; usually by the heating unit or a dusty bookshelf/filing cabinet. They use this area as their base of operations, as it's really easy to get away with goofing off in class. Some behaviors they take part in include, (but aren't limited to) consuming vast quantities of food, (sometimes for the soul purpose of making loud crunching sounds to piss off their classmates), burping really loud, kicking others seats, shooting volleys of spitballs, telling dirty jokes, destruction of school-owned property and overall being an absolute distraction to the current lesson at hand. Sometimes the group will migrate out of their dugout to the bathroom, where they can continue their bad behavior in a more private setting; such as vaping, or taking a monster shit in the urinal.
(explosion followed by laughter)
Goddammit. The back of the room boys are at it again.
Example 2:
"And so. We then carry the 3 and we'll use it in the next column which gives us a remainder of-
BurrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Teacher: "Who was that? No seriously. Whoever did that is getting detention."
Teachers pet: "It was Kyle."
Teacher: "thank you, Jeffrey. As for you Kyle, I sentence you to the gulag! And that goes for the rest of you back of the room hooligans!"