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dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

by Sue April 25, 2005

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.

"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"

by Sue October 19, 2003

38πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


The Mono

The Mono is the dance the girls do in the Right Thurr video not mortuary.

by Sue October 18, 2003

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Penis

Used by the wonderful Sue to fill gaps oin conversation or when bored and showing lack of enthusiasm in anything

meh penis

by Sue May 30, 2004

5πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

by Sue May 9, 2004

63πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by Sue October 19, 2003

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


NCAA

Not Caring At All

I am NCAA about the game today.

by Sue July 12, 2014

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž