Asher Roth

A very deep and clever rapper. Showing himself to be an incredibly talented lyricist, he writes songs on a variety of topics including, but not limited to, the following:

*Getting high.
*Getting drunk.
*Getting wasted.
*Smoking blunts.
*Getting fucked up.
*Doing the above things at college.

He's attracted his fair share of haters, but you can't deny the grace and skill with which he makes himself into a cheap gimmick.

Asher Roth is dope, my homedog bitchskillet.

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expuberance

The realization that the thirteen-year-old you would be happy with your current sex life. Portmanteau of "exuberance" and "puberty." Coined by Zachary Weiner.

Girl: Is it okay if I dress as Batgirl tonight? It's kind of a turn-on.
Boy: Words cannot describe my expuberance.

moist boy

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."

I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.

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homohm

A unit of homosexuality derived from the ohm. Coined by Zachary Weiner.

Son: Dad... I'm gay.
Dad: How gay?
Son: 6.4 homohms.
Dad: That is within acceptable bounds.

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telepathetic

Word used to describe telepathic abilities that only ever lead to calamity.

So just because the head alien dies, the space ship goes down? I guess there must've been a telepathetic connection.

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derp

A word used after a stupid joke, or stupid slapstick. It was first used in the South Park episode "The Succubus," but popularized by later episodes. Commonly used to refer to jokes in Rob Schneider movies.

Rob Schneider derp da derp! Then, derp da derp ta tittily tum.

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trupkin

The act of sticking one's tongue in a car's tailpipe, especially when for sexual pleasure.

I saw this sexy Ferrari, and I just had to give it a trupkin.

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