Harem pants

A type of thing people put over their legs (these do not deserve to be called pants) that has the supernatural ability of making Victoria's Secret models looking like a pile of manure. These things are uglier and more disgusting than the Black Plague. Unfortunately, they are also spreading faster than the Black Plague. See: man repeller

bf: Hey, Jill, you have something on your leg.
gf: Those are my new pants! They're called harem pants!
bf: We're over.

Stephanie: Ew, her thighs and hips are massive and all jiggly and gross! Why are her legs so disgusting?!
Hannah: Actually, she's a swimsuit model. Those are her "pants"

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